9
As the stage
hands set up for Santana, a battalion of long white dresses
fanned out across the ballroom offering more champagne,
appetizers, and magazines. Ed took a huge barbecued prawn.
Julie went for a water chestnut wrapped in bacon. Magazines
flew off the trays. People took multiple copies. For the
half-million Calderone was plowing into this shindig, it
looked like he’d harvest his money’s worth in word-of-mouth
alone.
Then the curtain opened and the stars of the show came out
to mingle. Todd gave Dar a big hug and whispered something
that made her smile. Calderone walked so tall, Ed thought
he might have slipped lifts into his shoes. He had an arm
around the waist of Valerie Kurtzen, who looked radiant.
Dar stepped toward them. “Ted, Val, do you know Tim Huang,
Metro editor of the Horn,
and his wife, Kim Nakagawa, Channel 5?”
Handshakes all around.
“Wonderful party,” Kim said to Val. “As soon as I get home,
I’m going to read your breast milk story.” Then she laid a
hand atop her protruding belly. “I hope that eating organic
helps.”
“It does,” Kurtzen assured her. “It does. When are you
due?”
“Five weeks.”
“Hey,” Calderone said with a smile, “when is KPIX going to
wise up and move you from mornings to the evening news?
You’re their best anchor.”
Kim blushed and said mornings worked better for her family.
“And I’m so glad to see you
here,”
Calderone said, clapping a meaty paw on Tim’s shoulder.
“Where there’s an editor, there must be a reporter.”
“Actually,” Tim said, “more than one.”
“Dare we hope for good placement?” Dar asked.
“Check tomorrow’s paper,” Tim replied with an enigmatic
smile.
He didn’t mention that the story was slated for Page One.
They could wait.
“And look who’s here!” Ted said, aiming a
thumb-and-forefinger pistol at Ed and firing. “If it isn’t
Ed Rosenberg, my old
friend.”
They were anything but. It went back to the piece Ed had
written for Full
Disclosure, the one that
snagged a National Magazine Award. At the time, Ed knew
Calderone wanted the article, wanted it badly. So Ed
threatened to sell it to Penthouse
unless Ted
ponied up considerably more than he’d hoped to pay. In Ed’s
view, he was simply reaching for what the market would
bear. But Ted had lost his temper and slurred Ed’s
religion. For years after, Ed had little use for Calderone.
Now, more than ten years later, the scar had faded, but Ed
still felt wary.
Ted turned to Val: “I’ve told you about Rosenberg. The
history column in the Horn.”
“Ah, yes.” In Kurtzen’s eyes, the light turned on. “I read
it every week. I loved your last one, about the founding of
Bank of America by—what’s-his-name?”
“Giannini. Amadeo Pietro Giannini.”
The paper’s surveys showed that Ed’s column was well read,
but it felt good knowing that the newly crowned queen of
the San Francisco media scene was a fan. Kurtzen was
shorter in person than she seemed on stage, but her smile
was warm and her eyes sparkled.
“Truth is always more interesting than mythology,” she
said.
“Glad you liked it.”
The mythology of the BofA’s founding—watered and fertilized
for a century by the bank’s PR department—was that in the
aftermath of the 1906 disaster, humble little A. P.
Giannini, the reincarnation of Pinocchio’s Geppetto, broke
his piggy bank and lent his neighbors small sums to begin
rebuilding. No lawyers, documents, or collateral. Just a
handshake and confidence in San Francisco’s people and
future. Overnight, Giannini’s leap of faith became the Bank
of Italy and eventually Bank of America, one of the
nation’s largest.
In fact,
Giannini had founded the Bank of Italy two years before the
Big One, making small loans to Italian friends whose
mom-and-pop businesses held no allure for San Francisco’s
major banks. He kept half the bank’s capital in a safe in
North Beach and the rest at his family’s farm twenty miles
south in San Mateo. When the fire swept through the city,
it burned so hot that the metal doors of every bank safe
expanded to the point that they jammed shut. It took a week
for some to be drilled open. But using the money at his
farm, Giannini began lending to established customers
immediately, making him a small-town hero.
Ed cupped
Julie’s elbow and coaxed her toward Kurtzen. “My wife,
Julie.”
“She’s the Foghorn’s
PR director,” Dar added.
“I love
your dress,”
Kurtzen said, appraising it from collar to hem, gently
fingering the lace shawl. “Where on earth did you get it?”
Julie glowed. “I made it.”
“My God,” Kurtzen gushed. “Such talent. I can hardly sew a
button. Hey, are you a member of the Northern California—oh
God, Dar, help. The champagne just hit—”
“Northern California Women in Communications. And yes,
Julie’s a member. She’s a past president.”
“Oh good,” Val said, touching Julie’s arm, “I’m speaking at
the next dinner.”
“I know,” Julie said. “I’ll be there.”
“Maybe you can join Dar and me for a drink after.”
“I’d love to.”
A smiling Ira Grubman approached the group patting his
chest as if to quiet heart palpitations. A moment later, a
skinny young man wearing a suit much sharper than Grubman’s
embraced him, kissed him on the lips, and handed him a
flute of champagne, which the writer downed in two gulps.
“I was so
nervous,”
Grubman wheezed. “How’d I do?”
Splendidly, everyone assured him.
Then Grubman placed both palms on his big belly. “I haven’t
eaten all
day. Scott, would
you be a dear?”
The young man scanned the room with the practiced gaze of a
New Yorker skilled at hailing cabs. He caught the eye of a
server in white carrying a tray of pastry shells with brown
filling. She was petite but regal, with long wavy black
hair. As she approached, Ed noticed a Star of David on a
chain around her neck.
“What are these?” Scott inquired.
“Mushroom tarts,” the model purred with an accent, holding
her tray out to the group.
“Great.” Scott grabbed several and handed them to Grubman,
who inhaled them.
Then Ed noticed that the two Calderone clones he’d spotted
earlier were hovering around Ted. He leaned into Dar’s ear.
“Who are they?”
“Ted’s brothers, Jimmy and Bobby, aka Bobo. Jimmy’s older,
lives here. Bobo’s younger and lives in LA, runs Ted’s
video operation.”
“What video operation?”
Dar shot Ed a look. “What else? Porn.”
Ed raised an eyebrow.
“You didn’t know?” Dar seemed surprised. “Years ago Ted
spun a porn company off of Full
D. PenProd—Penetrating
Productions.”
Ed didn’t know, but the news didn’t surprise him. The
cultural Right had called Calderone a pornographer since
Day One. It made sense that an R-rated skin magazine would
have an X-rated division.
Another woman in white materialized bearing champagne.
Ted’s older brother reached for a glass, but the woman next
to him swatted his hand away, looking pained. “Jimmy,
you know
you
can’t have that.”
Jimmy shot her a disgusted look and reached for something
else, the butt of the young woman serving the champagne.
“Jimmy!” the server squealed with a laugh, making no effort
to remove his hand. Apparently, the two of them were
acquainted. Jimmy’s wife frowned and looked away.
“What about Jimmy?” Ed asked Dar. “What does he do?”
“Inherited the family trucking business. Helped bankroll
Ted way back when.
The woman’s his wife, Christina. She was an early
Full
D centerfold,
then worked for Ted for a few years. He introduced her to
Jimmy. Ted introduces Jimmy to lots
of
models, if you know what I mean.”
The raven-haired model with the Jewish star rubbed up
against Jimmy again. He managed another quick goose.
“Jimmy, please,” his wife pleaded wearily.
But the young woman didn’t seem to mind. She smiled at
Jimmy and said something Ed heard but didn’t understand.
Then one of the words made sense. Chaver.
He
didn’t recall much Hebrew, but he recognized the
word: friend.
She must be Israeli. Only she and Jimmy looked like more
than friends, much to Christina’s dismay. Then Jimmy
wavered. Christina caught him and brother Bobo stepped up
to help. They held him until he regained his balance,
leaning heavily on his cane.
The lights dimmed and Ted was back on stage crowing that
Santana was his all-time favorite band. The music sizzled.
Everyone danced. Julie removed the shawl from her shoulders
and tied it around her hips. It accented the sexy fluidity
of her moves. Champagne coursed through Ed’s veins. The
music burrowed into his soul. Several fine dancers whirled
nearby, but none held a candle to Julie. He loved the way
she moved—especially when they were doing the horizontal
tango.